tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post1574757104025763991..comments2023-09-15T13:24:29.897+01:00Comments on BlackLOG: The art of living in a crime zone without shitting yourselfBlackLOGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-27468250656079919032011-04-15T09:25:54.907+01:002011-04-15T09:25:54.907+01:00Suniverse said...
Fantastic.
I've not had th...<b>Suniverse</b> said... <br /><i>Fantastic.<br /><br />I've not had the honor [pleasure? dismay?] of shitting myself in a moving vehicle, but I'm sure that time is coming. At which point I'd have to sell my car and probably want skin grafts done.</i><br /><b>Top bit of advice for when you have the dismeasure (new word– actually it is just the resulting car crash of two words but is it just me or is it strangely fitting for the topic – I dismeasured my pants…..) of shitting yourself in a moving vehicle….make sure you sell that damn thing before you blog about it…… <br /><br />For sale<br />Slightly soiled car….<br /><br />Not a big selling point in its favour….</b><br /><br /><i>I'm sorry that your neighborhood has become such a hellhole. I live the whitey-whitest, most Catholic suburb of Detroit [lovely city, really] and my mother-in-law is CONSTANTLY hearing gunfire when she visits. And yet she continues to come to a town where she's in imminent danger of dying. Go figure. </i><br /><b>Fortunately it is only a hellhole in the imagination of the police website….As for your mother-in-law have you thought about taking a shooting course to improve your accuracy ……</b><br /><br /><br /><i>Seriously. You're brilliant.</i><br /><b>Thank you for the visit and with comment like this you are welcome anytime….</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-13084237581810372072011-04-14T15:00:59.289+01:002011-04-14T15:00:59.289+01:00Fantastic.
I've not had the honor [pleasure? ...Fantastic.<br /><br />I've not had the honor [pleasure? dismay?] of shitting myself in a moving vehicle, but I'm sure that time is coming. At which point I'd have to sell my car and probably want skin grafts done.<br /><br />I'm sorry that your neighborhood has become such a hellhole. I live the whitey-whitest, most Catholic suburb of Detroit [lovely city, really] and my mother-in-law is CONSTANTLY hearing gunfire when she visits. And yet she continues to come to a town where she's in imminent danger of dying. Go figure. <br /><br />Seriously. You're brilliant.Suniversehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-40628674239376238972011-03-12T11:35:54.579+00:002011-03-12T11:35:54.579+00:00Nikki said...
Oh no, you've never left an off...<b>Nikki</b> said... <br /><i>Oh no, you've never left an offhanded comment on my blog ;)</i><br /><b>Evidently I must try harder</b><br /><br /><i>I was thinking the photo of your home was Harry Potter's...but then Harry Potter probably doesn't have solar panels, as he has magic right? But then some of the crime on your street could be explained as magic used on muggles and the police are just trying to cover it up.</i><br /><b>Now that’s a theory that I understand and I wish I had thought of it, it might have made the blog readable for once…nice pick up…</b><br /><br /><i>No I'm not smoking anything, why do you ask?</i><br /><b>I can only assume you have been hanging around in a smoky environment and picked up second hand munchies </b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-72604858773521182992011-03-12T09:53:52.222+00:002011-03-12T09:53:52.222+00:00dddiva said...
ROFLMAO I saw your comment on Rave...<b>dddiva</b> said... <br /><i>ROFLMAO I saw your comment on Raven's blog and figured I'd check out your blog- It's really shitty (bwahahaha I know how awful that is and still I don't delete) but I expect I'll be back anyways. ;) Love the sense of humor. </i><br /><b> Thank you for the visit, I promise it’s not normally this messy. I must say it is very brave of you to ROF </b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-14597431560823034132011-03-11T23:12:29.242+00:002011-03-11T23:12:29.242+00:00Oh no, you've never left an offhanded comment ...Oh no, you've never left an offhanded comment on my blog ;)<br /><br />I was thinking the photo of your home was Harry Potter's...but then Harry Potter probably doesn't have solar panels, as he has magic right? But then some of the crime on your street could be explained as magic used on muggles and the police are just trying to cover it up. <br /><br />No I'm not smoking anything why do you ask?Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04088103005025176008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-56844001751392948942011-03-11T22:12:55.372+00:002011-03-11T22:12:55.372+00:00ROFLMAO I saw your comment on Raven's blog and...ROFLMAO I saw your comment on Raven's blog and figured I'd check out your blog- It's really shitty (bwahahaha I know how awful that is and still I don't delete) but I expect I'll be back anyways. ;) Love the sense of humor.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04692065924209100610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-57975946606976802292011-03-11T10:20:02.085+00:002011-03-11T10:20:02.085+00:00A Daft Scots Lass said...
Nothing like a good sha...<b>A Daft Scots Lass</b> said... <br /><i>Nothing like a good shart.</i><br /><b>I have recently discovered that some places are better than others. Since I’ve been told that I am not alone in this experience you have to ask when car companies are going to start installing loo rolls as standard</b> <br /><br /><i>Last week in our neighbourhood some Fucker pulled knife on me but my trained eye could tell it wasn't a real professional job. There was still butter on it.</i><br /><b>Sounds to me like he had been going to toast you and got hungry waiting….</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-8954981641813268022011-03-11T08:08:12.414+00:002011-03-11T08:08:12.414+00:00Nothing like a good shart.
Last week in our neigh...Nothing like a good shart.<br /><br />Last week in our neighbourhood some Fucker pulled knife on me but my trained eye could tell it wasn't a real professional job. There was still butter on it.A Daft Scots Lasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01922985143036647579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-52180791043773072352011-03-11T07:52:57.132+00:002011-03-11T07:52:57.132+00:00Kernut the Blond said...
Last night I babysat my ...<b>Kernut the Blond</b> said... <br /><i>Last night I babysat my nephew for the first time in a long time. As night came, I went around to lock all the doors and things. My nephew quickly informed me the garage door doesn't even get CLOSED let alone locked. The cat needs to get in and out.</i><b>What they don’t even trust the cat with a key, that’s harsh</b><br /><br /><i> Oh. They don't even lock their gate. They live in a nice neighborhood. I sure like visiting there. Me? I live in low-rent district. We have onsite security not as a benefit to the residents, but to keep them from screwing up the property and lowering the value even more.</i><br /><b>Even in the nice bits of Britain those unlocked gates would have been stolen years ago..We would probably have to nail down those security guards as well to stop them being pinched </b><br /><br /><i>I used to live in an estate in Malibu that had metal shutters and doors that dropped down at the push of a single button. (scared the crap out of me when I first pushed the button and plunged the house into total darkness in the middle of the day). </i><br /><b>Now that’s classy, lulling me into a false sense of not noticing “the incident” and then trapping me in a suddenly darkened building (yes I managed to hold it together this time) while gently rubbing my nose in it. What next a rolled up newspaper tapped on my nose and a lecture “bad puppy, don’t do it again…..”? </b><br /><br /><i>The person who installed the feature was Carl Parmer of BMG Music fame ("10 cds for a penny"). He's one paranoid dude.</i><br /><b>Can you blame Carl. I suspect the artists on those CDs are looking for a bit of payback for loss of royalties and a baseball bat is probably their only course…</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-12846125157805128542011-03-11T07:11:05.433+00:002011-03-11T07:11:05.433+00:00Nikki said...
Wait a minute....Isn't that har...<b>Nikki</b> said... <br /><i>Wait a minute....Isn't that harry potter's flat? I think you're feeding us lies.</i><br /><b> Is this pay back for some of the more obscure comments that I leave draped over at Que sera sera!? Or is this about the tap left running and the loos seat left up over, I told you that was Bryan<br /><br />I have to admit your comment has left me stumped and this is coming from someone who can be pretty left field. Grasping at straws is Harry Potter’s flat some sort of Seattle rhyming slang for having a car shat…</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-25520457834574964962011-03-10T20:08:34.279+00:002011-03-10T20:08:34.279+00:00Last night I babysat my nephew for the first time ...Last night I babysat my nephew for the first time in a long time. As night came, I went around to lock all the doors and things. My nephew quickly informed me the garage door doesn't even get CLOSED let alone locked. The cat needs to get in and out. Oh. They don't even lock their gate. They live in a nice neighborhood. I sure like visiting there. Me? I live in low-rent district. We have onsite security not as a benefit to the residents, but to keep them from screwing up the property and lowering the value even more. <br /><br />I used to live in an estate in Malibu that had metal shutters and doors that dropped down at the push of a single button. (scared the crap out of me when I first pushed the button and plunged the house into total darkness in the middle of the day). <br /><br />The person who installed the feature was Carl Parmer of BMG Music fame ("10 cds for a penny"). He's one paranoid dude.Kernut the Blondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12574615742310337050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-34819087611658325722011-03-10T18:57:19.011+00:002011-03-10T18:57:19.011+00:00Wait a minute....Isn't that harry potter's...Wait a minute....Isn't that harry potter's flat? I think you're feeding us lies.Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04088103005025176008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-60159724176654389412011-03-10T11:21:03.844+00:002011-03-10T11:21:03.844+00:00Krystal said :
your absolute randomness never fa...<b>Krystal</b> said : <br /><br /><i>your absolute randomness never fails to entertain!! I really have no response though, especially about the incident, haha :)</i><br /><b>I’m afraid the randomness comes from the way I think, or should that be don’t think….Mrs B often has fun trying to work out what conversation I’m having with her when the first part of it is takes place in my head and she only gets the benefit of the second part blurted out at her.</b><br /><br /><i>and yes...switz is SO clean, I love it. Not perfect but it will do. There is a week or two where it is trashed and that is for carnival- litter, beer bottles and confetti EVERYWHERE.</i> <br /><b>I suspect after publishing details of “the incident” I am now on a blacklist of undesirable visitors to the cleanliness that is Switzerland…There is a ray of hope though, it sounds like I might be able to sneak in a visit during carnival time…..I promise to bring my own toilet paper and pay for a cleanup team if required…. </b>BlackLOGhttp://the-blacklog.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-67572679521458489922011-03-10T10:50:30.508+00:002011-03-10T10:50:30.508+00:00your absolute randomness never fails to entertain!...your absolute randomness never fails to entertain!! I really have no response though, especially about the incident, haha :)<br />and yes...switz is SO clean, I love it. Not perfect but it will do. There is a week or two where it is trashed and that is for carnival- litter, beer bottles and confetti EVERYWHERE.khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12280510323058001105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-14915686731537299812011-03-10T06:54:23.436+00:002011-03-10T06:54:23.436+00:00tattytiara said...
I'm going to need a second...<b>tattytiara</b> said... <br /><i>I'm going to need a second job, because I don't ever, ever want to buy a used car now. </i><br /><b>How do you know I wasn’t test driving a new car????<br />I might be going out on a limb here but I strongly suspect you are not going to be one of the people bidding for some heavily stained underwear</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-84480677605999652732011-03-10T06:53:57.148+00:002011-03-10T06:53:57.148+00:00Danica-Dragonfly said...
O-M-G!!
So soooo funny....<b>Danica-Dragonfly</b> said... <br /><i>O-M-G!!<br /><br />So soooo funny.<br /><br />I am sorry you experienced such a shitty journey (bahh hahahahahahahah) but what wonderful blog fodder.</i><br /><b>So true….which is why I was prepared to tell all…. <br /><br />How have you been? I saw you had been out of action for a while, hope you are better or very much on your way to being better</b><br /><br /><i>Lovin' the songs of the week, too. </i><br /><b>Yeah, certainly a bit of light relief this week</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-53411528637470365452011-03-10T06:52:04.694+00:002011-03-10T06:52:04.694+00:00Anna said...
This week's blog has to be my f...<b>Anna</b> said... <br /><i>This week's blog has to be my favourite ever Niel, it had me laughing out loud and remembering other incidents of toilet humour.</i><br /><b>I’’m loving the story you told me about your friend who did the same, only it was after two weeks of not going to the toilet and her daughter throwing up through the smell…..<br />Also find it funny that other than you, the people at work who I know read my blog have not said a word….</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-87909151629661905472011-03-10T01:35:17.883+00:002011-03-10T01:35:17.883+00:00I'm going to need a second job, because I don&...I'm going to need a second job, because I don't ever, ever want to buy a used car now.tattytiarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18408220720084181008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-8607214978803994152011-03-09T19:21:13.286+00:002011-03-09T19:21:13.286+00:00O-M-G!!
So soooo funny.
I am sorry you experienc...O-M-G!!<br /><br />So soooo funny.<br /><br />I am sorry you experienced such a shitty journey (bahh hahahahahahahah) but what wonderful blog fodder.<br /><br />Lovin' the songs of the week, too.Danica-Dragonflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13211849231665337448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-21256312897740823392011-03-09T11:36:33.963+00:002011-03-09T11:36:33.963+00:00This week's blog has to be my favourite ever N...This week's blog has to be my favourite ever Niel, it had me laughing out loud and remembering other incidents of toilet humour. <br /><br />AnnaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-4019876910945210022011-03-07T16:35:31.160+00:002011-03-07T16:35:31.160+00:00LilPixi said...
And so I called a sentence a para...<b>LilPixi</b> said... <br /><i>And so I called a sentence a paragraph. That's okay.</i><br /><b>Certainly not a hanging offence in my book….</b><br /><br /><i>Even dear mom tells me I should post that story.</i><br /><b>I like the sound of your mum…does she want to adopt.</b><br /><br /><i>I think I'll surprise my readers on a random rainy day.</i><br /><b>Try not to surprise them too much, it can get very messy. Me and my new mum* have experience of sudden unexpected “happenings” in the nether regions** and we can assure you that it will take an awful lot of rain to make any headway in cleaning up afterwards….<br /><br />*you might also know her as …mum….. but as I’m new, I’m her designated favourite at the moment.</b><br /><br />** a suburb of ‘Soiled Under-crackers’ in the province of ‘Loss of all Dignity’ <br /><br /><i>I did want to clarify it wasn't your spending a large fortune & then having bad weather luck that struck me funny as much as it was that, from what I've heard, isn't that just like England to unexpectedly turn a lil more gloomy?<br />(Intriguing, fascinating, awesome place from what I hear!! Though, I need the sun as much as those panels do) </i><br /><b>Can I send my panels over to you…. since I can’t get them to eat the carrots or go to a tanning booth they are starting to look very pale at the moment<br /><br />Any time you decide on visiting this intriguing, fascinating, awesome but ultimately gloomy place***, I can show you a none working electricity production site, an emergency evacuation cleaning station and an unused television documentary set (after the crime zone TV series was cancelled through lack of real crime)<br /><br />*** Although I can report it is currently sunny at the moment**** and I was able to drive to work topless for the first time this year*****. <br /><br />Probably not so pleasant for the other commuters….but hey I was happy<br /><br />**** A crystal-clear show me the money day<br /><br />***** That would be ElleGee****** that was topless, and not me<br /><br />****** In case you have not read that far back in BlackLOG history, ElleGee is a car</b><br /><br /><i>I loved that story about the Mrs. & the mother-in-law. </i><br /><b>It’s such a shame they don’t get together more often to develop more of these heart warming moments….</b><br /><br /><i>I noticed that too-The more frequently I blog, the less feedback I seem to get. </i><br /><b>That’s the law of diminishing returns for you….Who said economics class were a waste of time…true I can’t remember anything else about them… </b><br /><br /><i>I think what happened was, I partied so hard I couldn't remember if it was only two days of insanity, or 8 nights. At least, I did in my mind. </i><br /><b>Last time I partied that hard I was six and overdosed on red jelly…I may well have shat my pants then as well, but certainly wasn’t blogging about it if I did. I was a sensitive little soul in those days….This quality does not appear to have come with me into my so called adulthood …..</b><br /><br /><i>Hope you & the Mrs. have been having a lovely weekend! This blog is too awesome. </i><br /><b>Thank you, that makes the whole process of washing my dirty underwear in public, just that little bit more meaningful</b>BlackLOGhttp://the-blacklog.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-29147592981760599462011-03-07T08:54:55.691+00:002011-03-07T08:54:55.691+00:00injaynesworld said...
Well, this was a helluva wi...<b>injaynesworld</b> said... <br /><i>Well, this was a helluva wild ride. Sorry that you shat yourself, but that's no reason to go around making others pee themselves. You could at least issue a warning: Empty bladder before reading. </i><br /><b> No fun in giving warnings, besides I feel I’m giving you the opportunity to write your own bodily function failure blog…. </b><br /><br /><i>Your neighborhood is absolutely lovely. You clearly have only white-collar criminals to worry about.<br /><br />;) </i><br /><b>Yeah we have to keep an eye on the stationary cupboard that’s for sure. We even have to staple the stapler down to prevent it being “borrowed”… <br /><br />This very same stapler may or may not have been borrowed from somewhere else. I would need to consult with my lawyer before making any further statement regarding the stapler…. </b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-57728015817300565012011-03-07T08:53:43.716+00:002011-03-07T08:53:43.716+00:00Al Penwasser said...
The "Paul Poop Post&quo...<b>Al Penwasser</b> said... <br /><i>The "Paul Poop Post" is a post all in itself but I didn't want to go on and on in your comments section. The guy makes me laugh so I hope I don't upset HIM!</i><br /><b>The fact you openly blog about your own misadventures makes it a little easier to blog the shit (pardon the unfortunate timing of that expression, I hope I have not offended Paul and for that matter myself (To be honest I’m a little hurt at my own insensitivity to myself) over this most sensitive of subjects) out of everything and anything. I must admit if it had been a friend this had happened to I probably would have disguised their name, badly and easy to guess but disguised all the same….I would probably have blurred the background on their photo as well </b><br /><br /><i>I also admire the fact you've admitted to auto evacuation. Like you, if it makes people laugh, I'm telling it. Like when I crapped on my bathroom floor when I thought all that was coming out was a fart (really difficult to clean the grout). You could say I had a catastrophic O-Ring malfunction.<br />I also have a story about my hemorrhoid surgery...... </i><br /><b>If you can’t laugh at yourself…there is always someone out there willing to do that for you. <br /><br />So get it in first I say, they might be laughing at you but if you are already laughing when they start, by definition they are also laughing with you, even if that is not their intention….</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-70187786480515439862011-03-07T07:58:52.487+00:002011-03-07T07:58:52.487+00:00And so I called a sentence a paragraph. That's...And so I called a sentence a paragraph. That's okay.<br /><br />Even dear mom tells me I should post that story.<br />I think I'll surprise my readers on a random rainy day.<br /><br />I did want to clarify it wasn't your spending a large fortune & then having bad weather luck that struck me funny as much as it was that, from what I've heard, isn't that just like England to unexpectedly turn a lil more gloomy?<br />(Intriguing, fascinating, awesome place from what I hear!! Though, I need the sun as much as those panels do)<br /><br />I loved that story about the Mrs. & the mother-in-law.<br /><br />I noticed that too-The more frequently I blog, the less feedback I seem to get.<br /><br />I think what happened was, I partied so hard I couldn't remember if it was only two days of insanity, or 8 nights. At least, I did in my mind.<br /><br />Hope you & the Mrs. have been having a lovely weekend! This blog is too awesome.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-37562393862091365292011-03-06T22:48:58.769+00:002011-03-06T22:48:58.769+00:00Well, this was a helluva wild ride. Sorry that yo...Well, this was a helluva wild ride. Sorry that you shat yourself, but that's no reason to go around making others pee themselves. You could at least issue a warning: Empty bladder before reading. <br /><br />Your neighborhood is absolutely lovely. You clearly have only white-collar criminals to worry about.<br /><br />;)injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com