tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post9024063958039282119..comments2023-09-15T13:24:29.897+01:00Comments on BlackLOG: Karma can be such a female dog...BlackLOGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-74560055209512125952011-03-11T08:17:56.761+00:002011-03-11T08:17:56.761+00:00Kernut the Blond said...
LOL I'm picturing yo...<b>Kernut the Blond</b> said... <br /><i>LOL I'm picturing you with hot pink yoga blocks, trying to look very masculine, with a face that says "these are not mine".</i><br /><b>I was so carrying it in a “I’m secure in my manliness and even added a bit of a suave devil-make-care attitude for good measure” until I looked down and realised that I had accidently put on Mrs B’s bright pink leotard. I would not have minded but it wasn’t helping with the Yoga positions….….</b><br /><br /><i>We lived for years in a bright lemon yellow house with fluorescent green trim. I kid you not. We were lucky not to get our rear ends kicked on a daily basis.</i><b>Sorry I just vomited….</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-29431245228834545292011-03-10T19:54:46.775+00:002011-03-10T19:54:46.775+00:00LOL I'm picturing you with hot pink yoga block...LOL I'm picturing you with hot pink yoga blocks, trying to look very masculine, with a face that says "these are not mine". <br /><br />We lived for years in a bright lemon yellow house with fluorescent green trim. I kid you not. We were lucky not to get our rear ends kicked on a daily basis.Kernut the Blondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12574615742310337050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-59048032825555009442011-03-06T08:53:53.520+00:002011-03-06T08:53:53.520+00:00Raven said...
'I remember one year my father ...<b>Raven</b> said... <br /><i><b>'I remember one year my father put a special undercoat on our house, which was an odd silver colour. One of the neighbours complained bitterly about my father's choice of colour, so he left it on for six months, pretending that it was the actual colour he had chosen. He got the last laugh though, as the top coat he chose was a horrific purple colour (So bad, even Prince would have had second thoughts about adopting it)'</b><br /><br />I had to laugh at this cuz I would so do that, if I had a house, cuz I loathe my neighbors (and if I had that house, they of course would have followed me just cuz they hate me that much) and would feel the need to punish them aesthetically just for fun. That, and I love purple, even if it is a horrific purple color that would make even Prince vomit. </i><br /><br /><b>Welcome aboard Raven, if you thought your neighbours were bad, you will probably enjoy <a href="http://theblacklog-historical-version.blogspot.com/2008/11/shed-wars.html" rel="nofollow"> Shed Wars</a>. Prince has written to tell me that he wants me to rebrand my father’s house a different colour as he feels it is demeaning to the colour purple</b><br /><br /><i>Love your kitties! </i><br /><b>They are fairly docile and have only caught one bird between them in 15 years so you should be safe </b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-36358039456680671812011-03-05T19:22:46.812+00:002011-03-05T19:22:46.812+00:00'I remember one year my father put a special u...'I remember one year my father put a special undercoat on our house, which was an odd silver colour. One of the neighbours complained bitterly about my father's choice of colour, so he left it on for six months, pretending that it was the actual colour he had chosen. He got the last laugh though, as the top coat he chose was a horrific purple colour (So bad, even Prince would have had second thoughts about adopting it)'<br /><br />I had to laugh at this cuz I would so do that, if I had a house, cuz I loathe my neighbors (and if I had that house, they of course would have followed me just cuz they hate me that much) and would feel the need to punish them aesthetically just for fun. That, and I love purple, even if it is a horrific purple color that would make even Prince vomit. <br /><br />Love your kitties!Ravenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03290572009221670011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-83968176790469501742011-03-05T00:45:02.884+00:002011-03-05T00:45:02.884+00:00Nikki said...
Our house was the same shit color i...<b>Nikki</b> said... <br /><i>Our house was the same shit color inside and out. Yoga and pink blocks huh? Time to repost that cross dressing photo. Nope, I'll never forget it. </i><br /><br /><b>I’ve had an injunction put on me and I’m not allowed to repost the RH pictures. Apparently they scared 99.999% of all known readers....<br /><br />I suspect you won't forget the next B</b>lack<b>lOG in a hurry either.</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-72035410570303940222011-03-05T00:38:46.271+00:002011-03-05T00:38:46.271+00:00Pearson Report said...
All this waxing nostalgic ...<b>Pearson Report</b> said... <br /><i>All this waxing nostalgic is making me homesick for the past – if that’s possible.<br />Ah, the good old days…the things our parents did that give us our sense of humour!</i><br /><b>Problem with the past, you can never go back….</b><br /><br /><i>Re the pictures – you’re good with the camera.</i><br /><b>The Beast is good to me….</b><br /><br /><i>McG and my dog Lucky are of the same vintage and just today, as the back steps were a little icy, I watched Miss Lu try to navigate her way down them. Poor dear – it was a slippery slid to the bottom. It’s time to find one of those porch mats that dogs can do their business on as carrying her down the stairs isn’t an option on days like today - we'd both be "stair-kill". (you know like road kill – only hysterically funny)</i><br /><b>It’s alright I’m English I get humour…. </b><br /><br /><i>Yup, sucks getting old…er!</i><br /><b>once you get dentures I guess there is always gong to be a certain amount of sucking</b><br /><br /><i>Great post, thanks for the laugh.<br />Jenny</i><br /><b>Glad you enjoyed it</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-60723120878530352872011-03-04T20:14:47.962+00:002011-03-04T20:14:47.962+00:00Our house was the same shit color inside and out. ...Our house was the same shit color inside and out. Yoga and pink blocks huh? Time to repost that cross dressing photo. Nope, I'll never forget it.Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04088103005025176008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-20839213704039352382011-03-04T17:09:32.782+00:002011-03-04T17:09:32.782+00:00All this waxing nostalgic is making me homesick fo...All this waxing nostalgic is making me homesick for the past – if that’s possible.<br />Ah, the good old days…the things our parents did that give us our sense of humour!<br /><br />Re the pictures – you’re good with the camera.<br /><br />McG and my dog Lucky are of the same vintage and just today, as the back steps were a little icy, I watched Miss Lu try to navigate her way down them. Poor dear – it was a slippery slid to the bottom.<br />It’s time to find one of those porch mats that dogs can do their business on as carrying her down the stairs isn’t an option on days like today - we'd both be "stair-kill". (you know like road kill – only hysterically funny)<br /><br />Yup, sucks getting old…er!<br /><br />Great post, thanks for the laugh.<br />JennyPearson Reporthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05422640826640133140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-15749044831540452542011-03-04T06:59:09.845+00:002011-03-04T06:59:09.845+00:00Krystal said...
I think the pinks are out to get ...<b>Krystal</b> said... <br /><i>I think the pinks are out to get you, watch your back!</i><br /><b>Sod the pinks it’s the browns that I’m having trouble with currently…all to be revealed in way too much graphic detail in the next unexciting instalment of BlackLOG.</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-53984054851570166112011-03-02T11:16:45.785+00:002011-03-02T11:16:45.785+00:00I think the pinks are out to get you, watch your b...I think the pinks are out to get you, watch your back!khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12280510323058001105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-74487428349154488712011-02-27T23:37:59.972+00:002011-02-27T23:37:59.972+00:00LilPixi said...
Oh, are they beautiful cats.
It&#...<b>LilPixi</b> said... <br /><i>Oh, are they beautiful cats.<br />It's all about the kitties. </i><br /><b>Thank you, I will try and remember that the next time their little body clocks go haywire and they wake me at 4am to check if I want to feed them…The answer was no </b><i>Pardon me, newbie here. I didn't realize at first that was all one post. Haha. I thought the kitties were another post altogether.</i><br /><b>Yeah, sorry about that it does go on a bit…but since I restrict myself to a weekly blog, there is often a lot to go in. I had another load for this week but decided enough was enough and it could keep</b><br /><br /><i>Funny blog. Glad you found me & vice versa. </i><br /><b> Again thank you (slightly blushing). It is certainly not everyone’s cup of tea so always nice to know that some people (other than me) like it….Happy to stumble on your site, always nice to discover fresh talent</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-4406521211334800362011-02-27T22:51:53.023+00:002011-02-27T22:51:53.023+00:00skipperthewonderhorse said...
Bird feeders. Appar...<b>skipperthewonderhorse</b> said... <br /><i>Bird feeders. Apparently there's an ostrich loose around us, (an escapee from the Ostrich Farm near Horncastle). Its only a matter of time before it comes to my feeders for breakfast, just hoping to get a photo. It will slay Mrs B..... </i><br /><b>I’ve promised Mrs B a picture of a Dodo….Now that’s a challenge of both time and geography…If The Beast pulls that one off it will certainly pay for it’s upkeep</b><br /><br /><i>Also, there is a herd, gang, crowd (?) of loose goats hanging around our railway line. They evaded the Police nicely yesterday, only to graze peacefully by the railway line later on. Do they count as wild animals?</i> <br /><b>I don’t see why not, since I count the gaggle, horde, host, annoyance (?) of Loose women on that TV show as wild animals…</b>BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-76116570949837507532011-02-27T20:34:55.667+00:002011-02-27T20:34:55.667+00:00Pardon me, newbie here. I didn't realize at fi...Pardon me, newbie here. I didn't realize at first that was all one post. Haha. I thought the kitties were another post altogether.<br /><br />Funny blog. Glad you found me & vice versa.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-63813542651935157802011-02-27T20:26:07.768+00:002011-02-27T20:26:07.768+00:00Oh, are they beautiful cats.
It's all about th...Oh, are they beautiful cats.<br />It's all about the kitties.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-83811063855174061972011-02-27T16:15:01.606+00:002011-02-27T16:15:01.606+00:00Bird feeders. Apparently there's an ostrich lo...Bird feeders. Apparently there's an ostrich loose around us, (an escapee from the Ostrich Farm near Horncastle). Its only a matter of time before it comes to my feeders for breakfast, just hoping to get a photo. It will slay Mrs B..... Also, there is a herd, gang, crowd (?) of loose goats hanging around our railway line. They evaded the Police nicely yesterday, only to graze peacefully by the railway line later on. Do they count as wild animals?Cathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14468628124704327131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-50272923859964217062011-02-26T21:44:49.099+00:002011-02-26T21:44:49.099+00:00Al, living in a bumble bee house sounds much bette...Al, living in a bumble bee house sounds much better than living in a shit house. Being known as Sting is much more preferable to Turd boy.....<br /><br />I now have visions of your dad shagging the toilet....<br /><br />Oh, since you are American may I....<br /><br />Shagging :- A dance song popular in the 80's by the Tams....There ain't nothing like shagging....BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876222863435533287.post-48037945010528950642011-02-26T00:43:30.457+00:002011-02-26T00:43:30.457+00:00"Nutmeg Brown With a Hint of Bovine Effluence..."Nutmeg Brown With a Hint of Bovine Effluence."<br />Puts a nice shine on a turd, no?<br />I remember my father painting our house bright yellow and black one year (you'll read about it in a future blog). The neighbors derided it as the "Bumblebee House."<br />Pretty classic, but this came from a man who put shag carpet in our bathroom AND on the outside of our toilet (you'll read about that, too.)<br />Oh, since you're British, may I...?<br />Shag Carpet: Shag is an adjective not a verb (I imagine if it were a verb, that would be pretty painful).Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.com