Wednesday, 10 April 2013

7,000 hits and counting

I’m not sure what has been happening recently but one of my old blog posts has gone viral, getting over 7,000 hits in just a week.

 It’s an innocuous little piece called “Hot sauce collection”. Who would have have thought that there were so many members of the "Sauceratti"....I bet they were disappointed with my efforts, nothing smeared in odd and unprintable places .....

It has now over taken my previous record holder “Getting in touch with your inner trannywhich tells about a trip to the theater to see the Rocky Horror show.  Being the shy and withdrawn individual that I am I found myself striding through the streets of Windsor in nothing more than fish net stockings,  a Basque and hiking boots. (Even in  my sober state I realised stiletto shoes would have been a step too far….) In my defence, you only have the opportunity to be a Rocky Horror virgin once in your life and since I didn't feel I could pull off the gold lamé shorts  that Rocky wears,  it had to be Frank n Furter…. As I remarked at the time, it was to some relief that I failed to convince as a woman….

* This says an awful lot more about what people spend their time looking for on the internet than I really want to know....

The hot sauce post has now reached over 17,000 hits and is almost twice as popular as the Inner Tranny ,one and leaves my third most popular post: V2009 –Day one  trailing by almost 15,000 hits…. which, rather  embarrassingly, would probably have meant it  would have lost its deposit if this had been an election.

Red Nose day
Congratulations to the members of our local Everyone Active gym - Grange Paddocks -  who raised over £700 for Red Nose Day.  This involved people dressing in wet suits, red noses and even a Tommy Cooper Fez,   while cavorting around for 12 hours’ worth of classes….Personally I thought the exercises looked easy compared to lugging The Beast around for a couple of hours….  

Photo Finish
In honour of Grange Padocks efforts to raise money for Red Nose day The Beast got behind the scenes for an almost exclusive report.... 

Hear no evil, see no evil and see no more evil ...
apparently speak no evil was on holiday...
I'm not sure if Brenda has a
bad cold or if she has started
drinking heavily ....
Look at that symmetry down the center
of the room like poetry in emotion.....
If Bev ever gets  bored doing combat
 she can always get a job kicking down doors.
DJ Daz

Mixing it up.....
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could
 teach  me how to do the splits.

They said, 'How  flexible are you?'

I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays
or Thursdays.'---------
What every Health-club needs
a good supply of cakes....

Tune in next time for our Ski strip to Zermatt


  1. One of my very old posts about washing up liquid went viral on the rubber glove fetish forum.... I didn't dare join it to find out what was going on, but I did find it a little unnerving.
    Nice to appeal to a niche market though.

    1. Oh you lucky thing, I dream of going viral on a rubber glove fetish forum...."oh no missus, That sounds a bit rude...."

      I must admit that the though of 9,000 + tranny's voyeuring me in stockings and suspenders (probabaly both me and them) doesn't help with a good nights sleep....But I only have myself to blame as I did pose for and post the entry myself...

  2. 7,000 hits in one week and counting? Damn. That's awesome. Wonder what it is about the sauce all of a sudden?

  3. It was certainly a shock to me....sadly I think it was 7,000 very disappointed people...

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