Wednesday 11 August 2010

Battle for power

We recently changed our power suppliers and in the process I broke one of my cardinal rules - not to purchase anything that is cold called over the phone. What can I say? I had been thinking of changing and so was caught in a moment of weakness.


British Gas’s Market Tracker rate sounded like a brilliant deal. The telemarketer made promises that it was guaranteed to be one of the most competitive rates on the market. What they failed to mention was it was competitive against standard rates only - which aren’t actually very competitive at all. If I use an online tariff I can save around £500 a year. I wrote British Gas a polite but slightly snotty email threatening to leave them less than a week after joining. The “bugger off early £60 fee” for not being prepared to be swindled any longer is hardly a deal breaker, so we save £440 pounds a year not £500….let me think carefully about that…..This could be a shorter relationship than a Britney Spears marriage. As you read this I’m currently arranging an energy annulment.

Bless them, for the privilege of paying £500 more than the most competitive rate, British Gas sent a free gadget to help us save energy, which sounds nice of them but somehow surprise, surprise this cost saving device actually helps them make even more money out of us….This is because the device they sent us plugs into the grid (where they get their profit from) and shows you how much energy you are using. Rather cunningly it is not even possible to tell how much it costs to run the device itself because in order to work out how much energy the device is using you have to unplug it, only as soon as you do, the device’s display goes blank (it could mean that 95% of all our current energy costs are down to the device). In addition, despite the claims that it helps you reduce energy use, far from running around the house turning things off, I found myself running around the house turning things on, just to see how much they cost to run. I even rummaged through drawers and cupboards to dig out some old electrical items that have long since been discarded but not yet been dumped, on the basis that one day they might come in useful. Guess what Mrs B? That day has arrived! The electrical items formed part of a huge social experiment to see just how high I could raise the energy use bar. Apologies to anyone in the local area who may have experienced power outages during much of last week, normal service will resume as soon as our finances struggle to recover…I do hope they don’t send these devices to hospitals, you can imagine the scandal as the NHS tries to explain why they went around turning off all the life support systems…

"The energy savings were impressive although we do agree  the human cost might be a little unpalatable to some of our patients, especially the ex ones....." 

Probably best not to unplug life support
system, fridges, freezers and Mrs B's hair
straightners and hair dryer....

Some vaguely interesting results
For the record, if you wish to bankrupt yourself the best way is to just keep boiling the kettle. On a cost per second basis it is more expensive than running a high use heroin addict….

Next time you are around someone’s house that you don’t like, just keep switching on their kettle - they will be in debtor’s prison before they can say “What the Dickens is going on?”

The toaster is not far behind the kettle in power consumption – who would have thought having a cup of tea and slice of toast would turn out to be such an expensive option?

The big TV uses hardly any power consumption at all, but that might be because I kept getting distracted with the big picture and so did not actually get around to checking the power read out for it

Dimmer switches – sometimes, but not always, use more power when they are dimmed…. I should know by their very name that they were never going to be that bright but that has to be the most ridiculous result since David took out Goliath….

This little wonder device also let us know that while we were asleep last Friday night we used more energy than a family of five is expected to use for a week….WTF?….

“Mischief - stop boiling that damn kettle”

“McG, step away from the toaster, it’s off limits as is the Microwave….”

“What’s that McG? It wasn’t you guys? You think it was the chairman of British Gas….How would you know? Oh, it takes a fat cat to know a fat cat… fair enough…."

Not sure if this is an unshaven chairman
of British Gas or McG....?

"Oi, Chairman of British Gas sod off and leave our electric switches alone and please don’t send us a gas monitor as we are still dealing with the additional cost of having the electric one….."

The main culprit for the overnight abuse appears to be our bathroom radiators which are both on electric thermostats, to dry our towels in the summer when the central heating is off. They currently make a sound like a couple of kettles going off, this is apparently called ketteling and I believe is caused by a faulty thermostat. This is an apt name as they not only sound like a kettle they hungrily use power in the same way as well, only don’t expect to get a cup of tea at the end of it….

The array of different rates on offers is simply staggering. I just wish they would be a bit more honest with the names and restrict them to something like the following:

• The ‘This sounds like a great rate but isn’t’ rate

• The ‘Just hand over your house and savings now’ rate

• The ‘daylight robbery’ rate (which can be used in conjunction with the ‘Great night swindle’ rate for extra unsavings)

• The ‘thanks for paying for our chairman’s holiday home’ rate

• The ‘We are not going to stop at the shirt off your back’ rate…

• The ‘Ok we have your grandmother and your left kidney, what do you want to lose next?’ rate

The price comparison sites can be equally confusing. Plugging in the Kilo Watts gives one result but when you use the equivalent cost they come up with totaly different results. All I know is that I shall be enforcing my no cold call rule far more rigorously in the future even if they offer a superior rip-off package with a dozen free gadgets that cost you a small fortune to run.

Camera Obscura
Our friend Lisa purchased a new SD card for her camera last week. Her old card was full and rather than just down load the pictures (she had lost the lead from the camera to PC) she opted for purchasing a new larger capacity SD card so that she could take loads of pictures at Phil and Christian’s wedding. I had got a phone call from Lisa while we were on the way to the venue (please note the correct venue on the correct day), saying her camera was broken could she borrow Mini Beast. Not a problem other than we would not be arriving until after the ceremony (we were evening guests only). As we drove along I worked out Lisa’s problem, her camera obviously did not take the new High Capacity SD cards and despite taking the camera into her nearest branch of Dixons (that was never going to end well) and requesting a card suitable for the camera they managed to sell her the wrong card. I had instructed her to return the HC card and get her money back……This week I got a phone call from her :-

Lisa :- "Guess what, I’ve got a new camera"

Me :- "So the old camera was broken after all?"

Lisa :- "No………….. but my HC card fits the new camera!"

Me :- "So the numb nuts who sold you the wrong card now gets a camera sale out of his error….I see."

Lisa :- "but it’s much smaller and does exactly the same as my old camera only in 10 Mega pixels, twice as many as the old one."
(I didn’t have the heart to ask her what she thought the Mega pixels would do for her)

Me :- "Lisa, you realise it’s like when they upgrade phones, you get two new functions that you hardly need and they strip out 10 of your favourite ones "

Lisa :- "Did I say it was really small?"

Me :- "Yes, you did. I’m sure it will be fine. You better keep the old one for a while though, because you got some brilliant results out of it and I don’t want you to be disappointed."

Lisa :- "Really, really small"


Lisa with her old camera not
exactly over sized. I'm Looking
foward to seeing how small 
the new one is.....
I hope Lisa doesn’t get her new camera too close to The Beast, he doesn’t like small camera’s….I think it’s a bit like male lions when they take over a pride they kill all the offspring of the old king……Mini Beast only survived because we wrapped it in The Beast’s old case and kept them apart for three months. Even now you get the feeling The Beast only just about tolerates Mini Beast and I certainly would not trust them on their own together….

Mad Blog Tuesday
Not sure what happened on Tuesday but the BlackLOG got more hits on that day then it would normally get in two weeks. None of the new visitors left a message so I have no clue as to what happened. They can’t all have accidently stumbled onto the blog can they….? I don’t suppose they will come back but you never know, I’m just happy for the boost in figures, even if it does turn out to be a one off….

A record of the week
Appropriate music to accompany this week BlackLOG



Power to the people - John Lennon
My Camera Never Lies - Bucks Fizz
I want You Back - K.T.Tunstall

Photo finish
Not much in the way of photo's this week, just been playing around with the macro lens


Mischief, keeping an eye on things

McG - "I want my dinner and I want it now..."

Van Gough, eat your heart out.... 

Hope to see you next week

20 comments:

  1. I've absolutely no idea what our electricity and gas rates are. They're literally a law unto themselves, even when you complain. I know we're getting massively swindled no matter what we all do.

    I bought a camera recently (Lumix TZ7, camera fans). Seems good enough for me - apart from surviving Glastonbury, it's mostly been asleep in its pouch!

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  2. cynicalscribble said...

    I've absolutely no idea what our electricity and gas rates are. They're literally a law unto themselves, even when you complain. I know we're getting massively swindled no matter what we all do.
    It really is worth using the price comparison web sites, they might be a bit goofy but there are some genuine savings to be made. All you need know is the power area that you are in, and a rough idea of how much energy you use and you can save a lot of money. To me £50 a month is nothing to sniff at. Also if you use the cash back site Quidco.com you can get good money off when you sign on to certain power companies. For me the best deal is currently energy 10 from Scottish Power (they only want half of my grandmother - they will even accept her in her current dead state - and my appendix) which currently is offering £100 cash back if I take duel fuel. This will more than pays for my leaving British Gas early fee.....So to cap use the comparison site to work out the best deal for you and then go onto Quidco to see if they have any offers for joining that company. Give a couple of readings from your meter, take a few why are you leaving us calls from your old power company. What can go wrong?....and if it does Blogging gold.....

    bought a camera recently (Lumix TZ7, camera fans). Seems good enough for me - apart from surviving Glastonbury, it's mostly been asleep in its pouch!
    I'm a big fan of the Panasonic camera range, Mini Beast is one and so was it's predecessor a TZ1 which still comes out occasionally.

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  3. Here in the former colonies, they are toying with the idea of a device which turns off the power during peak times. Much talk about something called "the smart grid." All of it reminds me of the oil crisis of the 70's. Our local power company went on a big campaign for power conservation that worked so well, they petitioned the state for a rate increase due to lower demand. Seems they were no longer getting their state permitted rate of return.

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  4. My Husband makes me guess what the power bill is every month. I don't enjoy that game. Luckily he is a the power sucker doing his laundry almost every day!

    At least the UK has the option for competitive rates. Here we have one company for eastside and one for the westside.

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  5. Douglas said...
    Here in the former colonies, they are toying with the idea of a device which turns off the power during peak times. Much talk about something called "the smart grid." All of it reminds me of the oil crisis of the 70's. Our local power company went on a big campaign for power conservation that worked so well, they petitioned the state for a rate increase due to lower demand. Seems they were no longer getting their state permitted rate of return.
    It always made me feel uneasy when power companies kept telling us not to use more energy and now the truth comes out it was cunning plan to put up the prices, retaining profits and doing less work. I'm looking at signing up to a scheme to produce my own power and sell surplus back to the power companies. Boy I wish I could set my own rates....

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  6. My intinerant book-keeper says every one of her clients has terrible problems with power companies. Rates not clear, bills not clear, no-one to read meters, accounts in credit, and worst of all - her own mother received an erroneous power bill for over £5000 the shock of which almost killed her with worry. Obviously, it was a mistake - but it took ages to sort out. Old people don't cope well with that sort of stress. It will be a great day when all new houses are built with a turbine and sunshine panels on the roof. I think that should be planning law NOW! Ridiculous not to harness what we can easily so that the technology can move forwards more quickly. (pulling my soapbox out now)

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  7. sorry I may have been one of the unsigned lurkers! probably got in a hurry to do something dumb like oh, go to work or something...wont happen again!

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  8. Nikki said...
    My Husband makes me guess what the power bill is every month. I don't enjoy that game. Luckily he is a the power sucker doing his laundry almost every day!
    Why don’t you sneak a look at the meter each month, after a couple of times getting an almost exact estimation Bryan will get bored

    At least the UK has the option for competitive rates. Here we have one company for eastside and one for the westside.
    Wow, does that mean the large bit in the middle has no power? While there are some competitive rates out there, they are so well hidden in a confusing web of misinformation the chances are most of us end up paying more than if it was a single price

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  9. skipperthewonderhorse said...

    My intinerant book-keeper says every one of her clients has terrible problems with power companies. Rates not clear, bills not clear, no-one to read meters, accounts in credit, and worst of all - her own mother received an erroneous power bill for over £5000 the shock of which almost killed her with worry. Obviously, it was a mistake - but it took ages to sort out. Old people don't cope well with that sort of stress. It will be a great day when all new houses are built with a turbine and sunshine panels on the roof. I think that should be planning law NOW! Ridiculous not to harness what we can easily so that the technology can move forwards more quickly. (pulling my soapbox out now)
    I’m about to jump ship from British Gas after just a couple of days. I’m not sure if it was the miss sold rates, the constant letters demanding readings that they had had twice already or the demands for bank details that they already had….Grrrr . We are looking into Sola energy – I’m surprised you guys aren’t looking into it, you have the space….

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  10. Mark Price said...
    sorry I may have been one of the unsigned lurkers! probably got in a hurry to do something dumb like oh, go to work or something...wont happen again!
    Your telling me that these were all lurkers killing time until they go off to work…..I feel used and abused

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  11. Gosh, I may cut down on the number of cups of tea I have then lol...! Really enjoyed your post & the piccies of the cats :) :)

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  12. Nic's Notebook said...
    Gosh, I may cut down on the number of cups of tea I have then lol...! Really enjoyed your post & the piccies of the cats :) :)
    Welcome aboard and glad you enjoyed the BlackLOG. I'm sorry if I put you of the enjoyment of your tea. I'm sure as long as you are not constantly boiling your kettle (if you want to save money you could always pop around to a neighbours for a crafty cuppa….) it wont bankrupt you….

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  13. I once changed power companies because they sponsor the right football team.

    And I've also learned something from your blog. I often fill my kettle to the top when it needs refilling, even though I live alone and that will last me like.. a week.

    But I'm boiling more than I need to early in the week, and that's costing me. I need to break that habit.

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  14. ScoMan said

    I once changed power companies because they sponsor the right football team.
    That is all well and good but ask yourself are you actually supporting the right football team???

    And I've also learned something from your blog.
    That’s probably got to be a first….I never thought of the BlackLOG as forming part of a well balanced education…I wonder if I can get a Government grant or sponsorship from the Open University

    I often fill my kettle to the top when it needs refilling, even though I live alone and that will last me like.. a week.
    But I'm boiling more than I need to early in the week, and that's costing me. I need to break that habit.

    This may prove to be a double edged sword as your favourite clubs income stream is now directly related to how much you spend with the power company. If you do cut back you might have to donate any saving directly to the club…..

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  15. Thanks for stopping by and I value your advice and experiences. Hope to see you back sometime, and will follow your blogs, as I just love it when people put words in their cats mouths... lol

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  16. Queen of the Rant said

    Thanks for stopping by and I value your advice and experiences.
    That sounds like a polite way of saying old. Thanks I think

    Hope to see you back sometime, and will follow your blogs
    I’m sure you will, just keep a chocolate milkshake in the fridge and you will never get rid of me.

    , as I just love it when people put words in their cats mouths... lol
    Funnily enough the cats prefer food…..

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  17. WhisperingWriter said...
    Ha, I love the cat pictures!
    Thank you, glad you like them

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  18. You got loads of hits and I wasn't even one of them! Am feeling slightly left out now - but then that's the price I pay for going away on holiday I suppose.

    BT are well known for trying to fleece you. Don't ever agree to anything new they try to offer you when cold calling - they used to add things onto our phone bill without any agreement in writing and then pass it off as a verbal agreement - pffffffft.

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  19. Imo said...
    You got loads of hits and I wasn't even one of them! Am feeling slightly left out now - but then that's the price I pay for going away on holiday I suppose.
    I know most strange, over 700 hits in a week, that's over a months worth. I feared I had lost you as a reader, hope you had a great holiday and thank you for back commenting, much appreciated

    BT are well known for trying to fleece you. Don't ever agree to anything new they try to offer you when cold calling - they used to add things onto our phone bill without any agreement in writing and then pass it off as a verbal agreement - pffffffft.
    I have never used BT. I never forgave them for the adverts that they did where they cheerfully admitted ripping us off when they had a monopoly and wanted us to stay with them, so as soon as I got my own place I found a different supplier…

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