- America - you can keep your 4th of July celebrations;
- November 5th and the Guy Fawkes celebrations - I laugh in your general direction
- The Icelandic Grimsvotn volcano - amateur hour
- Northern lights - hang your head in shame
The illumination of the century involved Big Ron, a box of matches, some firewood, a Chiminea and a leaf blower. The heat was so intense that facial hair, flames and embers were seen scurrying for cover. There were unconfirmed reports that a number of male guests experienced the world’s first wax and shave free back, sac and crack procedure… I don’t think there were any 2nd degree burns but there certainly were some interesting scorch marks….I guess we should be thankful that there was no bottom burp action going on, the blow back would have been fatal and Big Ron would have had his first Snuff Movie.
- The hair wash
- Driving a car
- Dry Humping
- The Hedgehog (A Ron Jeremy original)
I'm afraid I've taken it a step further (some might say a step to far) and created a history for Big Ron and his Porn Crew....
All filmed in “Beast-o-Vision” by Larry the lens
Laughter does make you feel much better - and there was certainly a lot of that at the Ski-reunion....
Monitoring our way to a fortune (or not) with our Solar Panels
KW Produced so far – 1544
KW generated in the week – 140
This has earned us approximately – £772
Record of the week
If you want to hear the music you have to press play on the Ipod at the top....
Burning Down The House - Talking Heads
Watch of the week
Xupes has been trading for over 2 years and Joe has recently developed some great contacts in the trade which enables him to pick up surplus stock and sell them at great prices. Mrs B is a regular purchaser from his jewellery section, going self service once she finally realised that her husband is not the jewellery buying type….
Unworn mens Breitling Navitimer Montbrilliant Olympus stainless steel watch on stainless steel strap with deployment buckle. The dial is White/silver/Navy with numeral markers and amazing complicated moonphase automatic movement.
|"Who put the wood in Chorley?"|
the Chorley Chiminea
|Ron auditions Mrs B for a part in "Mary Popitin"|
"Swinging in the rain"
"Some like it hot"
Tourette’s girl -
currently looking for a more porn like porn star name
"Sperminator 3 – Rise of the wood"
Home of the catchphrase
“I’ll be on my back”
"Close encounters of the naked kind "
"Prep your own meat!!!"
Big Ron and Stunt Cock during production of
"The Jizz swinger"
|Chiminator 4 – Rise of the burnt wood|
Stunt Cock (resting between shots!!!)
|La Terriere is "Saving Ryan’s Privates"|
"Guess who’s cumming on dinner"
"The Purple Condom of Cairo"
Phil MiCavity in
"Dawn of the head"
Ron leading the dancing at the
"Putting the wood in Chorley"