Our kitchen auditions for page
three of the Sun newspaper – sadly
they turned it down. While they were
happy with the topless look, they
drew the line at showing innards..
who would have guessed the
Sun had standards..
C.A.C.T.U.S (Cheap As Chips TUeSday, at our local cinema)
The choice this week was "The Hunger Games" – Now I’m all for teenagers being taken off the streets and forced to use their youthful energy and skills to decapitate, slice, shoot, burn, blow each other up etc.... but I object to this being called an original concept – The Japanese film, "Battle Royal", did this 12 years ago with more blood, gore and finesse .... I did not see the incentive for the kids in the Hunger Games to kill each other (district pride – are you kidding? Most kids today can’t be bothered to stretch their hand out to drop litter in a bin to keep their own street clean) – at least in Battle Royal they had exploding collars to keep them focused on the butchery.
Xupes has been trading for over 2 years and Joe has recently developed some great contacts in the trade which enables him to pick up surplus stock and sell them at great prices. Mrs B is a regular purchaser from his jewellery section, going self-service once she finally realised that her husband is not the jewellery buying type…
Kill The Director by The Wombats - Try as I might I could not get a song called "kill the teenager" or even "kill the Hunger games fanatics" so this will have to do....